A Filthy Haiku

What's most important in Haiku, I am reliably informed, is not just the structure of syllables (in this case it follows the 5-7-5 pattern,) it's more about what the spartan word patterns suggest. With that in mind, I present my Filthy Haiku.

William V. Breyfogle

"Man from Nantucket

could not think of anything

to rhyme ... the dumbass"